The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...