Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...