THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...