Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...