Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...