An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...