mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....