Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...