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What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Two Quickies.
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Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...