What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.