What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.