Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...