What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...