Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!