Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...