Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...