Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...