Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...