Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.