Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
believing in leprechauns
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Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...