Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...