Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....