Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Polish Medical Terminology
POLISH MEDICAL TERMNINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMANartery- the study of fine painting barium- what you...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.