Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...