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How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
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A new tax
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Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Jewish view on when life begins
Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In...