Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...