Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...