What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...