How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...