You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...