I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!