Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...