Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...