Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...