Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...