Real Men
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In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Tied in an election
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Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
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Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!