Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.