Irishman declares war
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Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
‘Please cheese me’!
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Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...