Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...