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Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
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Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
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What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
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A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
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Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
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