Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Seminars for Females/Males
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...