Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...