Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!