Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...