What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Florida driver’s license!
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Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...