Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!