Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...