When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...