Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...