Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.