Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Mind telling me the time?
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Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...