Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...